tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3797167137275348422024-03-05T08:34:49.690-05:00Instant Talk ShowWhen the dust settles, there will be only ONE TALK SHOW LEFT!Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-87971317722550345442008-01-07T20:40:00.000-05:002008-01-09T00:24:16.174-05:00...and I'm still writing "Convicted Felon" on my checks!!!!Happy New Year all.<br />Thanks for all the support in 07. Talk to ya reeeeeeal soon.<br /><br />Nick & ITS co.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-54894376034115268652007-12-07T00:22:00.000-05:002007-12-07T00:23:08.947-05:00Cameltoe.I mean CAMEO! CAMEO!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9B_nX2Hb3bE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9B_nX2Hb3bE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-64749035003803438252007-11-11T18:05:00.000-05:002007-11-11T18:06:09.904-05:00New Episodes.We have them.<br />You watch them.<br />Hooray.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-82599479164696741432007-10-31T18:14:00.001-05:002007-10-31T18:14:21.312-05:00Happy.<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xGsUB7ACoXc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xGsUB7ACoXc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-11109998329622042302007-10-01T05:58:00.000-05:002007-10-01T06:09:04.888-05:00Press = You and I both know who controls the Instant Media....Hi there,<br /><br /> We have been "written" about. We are in the "mainstream". We are "blowing up". <br /><br /><a href=http://www.heeb100.com/p_nick_scoullar.html> CHECK OUT HEEB MAGAZINE'S 100 CHOSEN LIST<br /><br /><img src=http://www.large-kippah.com/images/yamaka-satin.jpg></a><br /><br /> Although The Heeb 100 list is not numbered, I have to say if it were I strongly believe we would be in AT LEAST the top 80. Eat that, nosy neighbor from Family Ties.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-48014014917670268972007-08-22T16:10:00.000-05:002007-08-22T16:20:14.939-05:00Guy who plays Eko = My new heroWhen I started watching season 2 of Lost, I said, "That young, some sort of African man who plays Mr. Eko, there's a solid actor who is some sort of African." <br /><br /><img src=http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/media/L/lost/Season2/9.1.jpg><br /><br />Then Today, I'm youtubin' it up, and guess what cats? My man is from LONDON, ENGLAND. That makes me not only somewhat racist, but VERY IMPRESSED by his acting. BOOM! Check it:<br /><br /><br />(possible season 2 spoilers, but what do you care, aren't you on season 4?)<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zs0AUinbPws"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zs0AUinbPws" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-51064396583589152922007-08-18T16:11:00.000-05:002007-08-18T16:15:16.180-05:00"Microcosm" or "Woman in hat dislikes movie, is for some reason allowed to voice opinion."<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NYu6fpaNrBA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NYu6fpaNrBA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />It should also be noted that QT's "talking over" skills are among the best I've ever seen!<br /><br />NSInstant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-58887942449729339742007-08-18T13:03:00.000-05:002007-08-18T13:05:47.095-05:00Lost is to Heroin as Wolverine is to ________?Last night I couldn't watch Lost. I found this instead.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kL2POd3Xa0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kL2POd3Xa0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />-NS<br /><br />p.s. I also host a talk show. Have I mentioned this, here at the Instant Talk Show blog? More on that verrrry soon.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-14845867439086217712007-08-16T10:26:00.001-05:002007-08-16T10:26:29.664-05:00I DO NOT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L4TYDKUyO38"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L4TYDKUyO38" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-2037725170054745892007-08-14T12:11:00.000-05:002007-08-14T12:24:53.480-05:00A FURTHER Explaination....Yes, I wrote a post in jest about how I was not getting anything done because of my interest in the show Lost. This fantasy, however, has now become a reality. Yes, it seems the Lost-ER has become the Lost-ee. The situation is nothing short of dire. I am not sleeping or eating. In an ironic and unpredictable twist, my obsession with Lost and my sympathetic nature have put me in the position of a castaway. I am not showering. My stubble has become much more sexy. My quips even more clever. I am looking to the mysterious nature of the most mundane things - for example, the ultra destructive cloud of black smoke that patrols my apartment now seems like a world of unanswered questions. The eccentric band of hairy filthy people who live with me and don't know how they got there - I wonder what THEIR stories are. All of this leads me to one conclusion: Until Lost's end in 2010, I will be focused on nothing other than getting us off this island. DO YOU HEAR ME!? IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED! <br /><br />-NS<br /><br />p.s. Next week I get my Punky Brewster DVD boxset in the mail! I hope it doesn't make me get a boob job! Another Boob job!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yOpLVQJWXR0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yOpLVQJWXR0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-46875324189187287212007-08-09T09:59:00.000-05:002007-08-09T10:05:13.099-05:00An explaination:Some of you may be wondering why we haven't been up to date on our witty comments here at the Instant blog. So first off, let me say:<br /><br />YOU"RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! OKAY DADDY!? GOD! WHAT AM I, YOUR SLAVE!? YOUR FUNNY MONKEY SLAAAAVE?!<br /><br />More to the point, there is a specific and reasonable answer to why we have not been blogging. No, we're not on a break for the summer, no we're not backpacking through Amsterdam. The answer is simple:<br /><br /><br /><img src=http://www.episodeguides.com/images/cast/lost(2004).jpg><br /><br /><br />I have been watching the first season of Lost, and there's really nothing else I can do. I am powerless against it's grip over me. Apologies. I will check back with you all after I find out what the monster looks like or if the Korean dude can speak English.<br /><br />NSInstant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-61230537980886126982007-07-19T11:18:00.000-05:002007-07-19T11:19:08.439-05:00Cocktail.<img src=http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/stories/2007/jul/valkyrie2.jpg><br /><img src=http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/stories/2007/jul/valkyrie2.jpg><br /><img src=http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/Images/stories/2007/jul/valkyrie2.jpg>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-78906485034460357062007-07-11T17:51:00.000-05:002007-07-11T17:53:55.722-05:00Ethan Haas IS wrong....Allen Cordell: Sup?<br /><br />Nick Scoullar: Nothing, I'm tired!<br /><br />Allen Cordell: Uh huh. What are you doing tonight?<br /><br />Nick Scoullar: I don't even know! Faryl said we have plans, but she won't tell me what they are.<br /><br />Allen Cordell: She's totally 1-18-08ing you.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-45865196741417349072007-07-09T15:31:00.000-05:002007-07-09T15:32:59.333-05:00If it pleases the court....May I present exhibit A in the case of<br /> "Haircuts and Clothes don't matter<br />v.<br />Reality"<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yJYBx5NJULY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yJYBx5NJULY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-4304495472233225252007-06-26T18:53:00.000-05:002007-06-26T18:56:48.268-05:00So...obviously we haven't been posting to observe Paris Hilton's time incarcerated and how she, HERSELF, could not blog during this time. Now things will be back to normal.<br /><br />also:<br /><br />I don't, at all, care about Paris Hilton.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-6030979866814346612007-06-08T13:55:00.000-05:002007-06-08T14:22:47.370-05:00THERE'S FUNNY, AND THEN THERE'S THIS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6z5KAdj4Qd1Cp_jYMiq9oGWFZ0B5bje9ardcXHU-a-MUF6KAJ84fLij2P8gzNtakaxTIuGaUGP_Q8V6bDnRJ-BWgRFZZ0KG5KLsQQ19TD5kdkItJQLfqaCPHJFEHG4HL2DMi2YIutM14/s1600-h/2405-aww.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6z5KAdj4Qd1Cp_jYMiq9oGWFZ0B5bje9ardcXHU-a-MUF6KAJ84fLij2P8gzNtakaxTIuGaUGP_Q8V6bDnRJ-BWgRFZZ0KG5KLsQQ19TD5kdkItJQLfqaCPHJFEHG4HL2DMi2YIutM14/s400/2405-aww.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073775875721348178" /></a><br />Before I saw this, there was a picture I had taken when I was still a member of the X Men on my desktop. In the picture, I was kicking the ass of the entire Third Reich, while arm wrestling a tryranosaurus and shaking hands with JFK. But that was before I saw this. It all seems so distant now...Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-21621818361230507792007-06-07T13:14:00.000-05:002007-06-07T13:19:53.364-05:00THE SYSTEM WORKS!Paris Hilton was released from jail today. I'm really heartbroken. I think if she had at least served 6 days of her sentence in a minimum security cell she would have been totally transformed into a thoughtful person of depth and character. <br /><br />OH PICKLES! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OwkjeefUEes"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OwkjeefUEes" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton are both women I've had sexual fantasies about, the only difference between them being one is INTENTIONALLY funny.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-72452319544376941442007-05-29T22:55:00.000-05:002007-05-29T23:04:52.484-05:00Actual conversations from this week (concerning beverages)WAITER: Can I get you folks anything to drink?<br />ME: Just a coffee.<br />WAITER: Would you like an espresso, cappuccino, latte?<br />ME: Just a coffee.<br />WAITER: And would you like a regular coffee an or iced coffee?<br />ME: Just a coffee.<br /><br />MORAL OF THE STORY : I MIGHT BE A DICK, BUT SALESMEN ARE DUMMIES.<br /><br />also:<br /><br />I saw a lovely couple on the subway today, they were white, toothless, mid 50's and also they were VERY OBVIOUSLY junkies. Taking that into consideration, I laughed A LOT when I heard 'mrs. junkie' say:<br /><br />"UGH! WHY DID YOU GET SPRITE!? I CAN'T DRINK THIS!"<br /><br />Finally proving my theory, 'aging junkies looking back on their days of boozing and killing spend their days eating garbage and still think Sprite is an inferior soft drink experience.'<br /><br />LASTLY, here's a picture of me being mauled by a very nice dog:<br /><br /><img src=http://a922.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_98f27a243f829e05e523cc87ff07a3c9.jpg>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-21540896644259139172007-05-29T11:22:00.000-05:002007-05-29T12:18:48.338-05:00MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjgVm1I_Y3-37Bm8EEIC3AP4dOlFfj6VGHIZvtqLuMriyfnINFwXPmmtNIn0Cfxqb4hLW8ME_ltFrzCu-C14OxpQsecdj_IA64yZLt9MQPCp2-olv47i6FPmbJh7SZXEJsCu_yZPfTpPE/s1600-h/6a00c2251ce3f4f21900c22523f43b8fdb-500pi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjgVm1I_Y3-37Bm8EEIC3AP4dOlFfj6VGHIZvtqLuMriyfnINFwXPmmtNIn0Cfxqb4hLW8ME_ltFrzCu-C14OxpQsecdj_IA64yZLt9MQPCp2-olv47i6FPmbJh7SZXEJsCu_yZPfTpPE/s400/6a00c2251ce3f4f21900c22523f43b8fdb-500pi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070023248500916690" /></a><br />Dude... Is anyone else, like, basically certain that the only reason Jon Voight is in the new Transformers movie is to make sure that Angelina Jolie's kids won't see the film? I guess if you can't spoil the kids, the least you can do is strong-arm their parents into depriving them the simple joys of robots in disguise.<br /><br />Look on the bright side, Shakira... There's always Voltron.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-82511174681686380632007-05-29T09:26:00.000-05:002007-05-29T09:30:02.485-05:00Oh yeah....I can't get interested in sports, but this clip of David Letterman's original 1980's talk show makes me go "YEAAAAAAAAH!". Check out the old new york / split screen intro. It's like getting a really good massage from Bill Murray.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W5tyWRLbfhw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W5tyWRLbfhw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-81251431538892575372007-05-28T16:01:00.001-05:002007-05-28T16:01:53.950-05:00??????????<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsyZHYTuFi0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jsyZHYTuFi0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-60878447580949024262007-05-25T14:52:00.000-05:002007-05-25T15:02:15.133-05:00While we're on the subject...."Could the reporter read back the witness' statement please?"<br /><br />"yes, 'I plead the fifth, 'nuff said'."<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z8jkqGKK_0U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z8jkqGKK_0U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Never meet your heroes, true believers!Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-43079568653146939702007-05-25T11:32:00.003-05:002007-05-25T11:32:54.536-05:00WOW.I have not even watched this yet, but, just IN THEORY, I have decided it is amazing.<br /><br />Done.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IbY-fWxvEfU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IbY-fWxvEfU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-56250188643920439462007-05-24T16:08:00.001-05:002007-05-24T16:14:59.046-05:00I DO THIS FOR THE CHILDREN<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY_uJWQrfkvZVH-haMljGKFL_J8Ywa5ef6xUwfARUtDWcUcyu58qAAgiElzPQQEHkQ9Y3AmNmNqBXdapqVGU5X5SxJSsCTfXNwKXoJtNNynJ79B3ZQelasEAY1x4ABOIkVefFtu4ufis4/s1600-h/odb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY_uJWQrfkvZVH-haMljGKFL_J8Ywa5ef6xUwfARUtDWcUcyu58qAAgiElzPQQEHkQ9Y3AmNmNqBXdapqVGU5X5SxJSsCTfXNwKXoJtNNynJ79B3ZQelasEAY1x4ABOIkVefFtu4ufis4/s400/odb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068238560740409794" /></a><br />Alright Instant Talk Show fan/s, it's time to take off the kid gloves, and open up a HOT NEW/BUTTON/CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC for discussion.<br /><br />Incisor: The One True Tooth? Or just this year's canine?<br /><br />DISCUSS/WHO CARES.<br /><br />R.I.P O.D.BInstant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379716713727534842.post-15069823231665921912007-05-21T17:19:00.000-05:002007-05-21T17:35:28.074-05:00YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD REALLY USE?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8U-zvOH3U6R8V43ywBIxwawUW8gFINRvgpJSuRp6knK3x1T7Q7T5PNY8vtHq1WwcGf6pxYBhxlMQWHvuGk7KEk94H8jnAKi05eyGtXnlOd_iyqSH291ZXsjyqJKuHRVzla3kZWGSF8Aw/s1600-h/shortcircuit.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8U-zvOH3U6R8V43ywBIxwawUW8gFINRvgpJSuRp6knK3x1T7Q7T5PNY8vtHq1WwcGf6pxYBhxlMQWHvuGk7KEk94H8jnAKi05eyGtXnlOd_iyqSH291ZXsjyqJKuHRVzla3kZWGSF8Aw/s400/shortcircuit.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067146140103639474" /></a><br />Some Five Alive. Put that togther with some V8, and you've got thirteen natural flavors. Add some Clamato and some Olde English 800, and you've got yourself an entire day's nutrition in a glass. Because the Instant Talk Show doesn't NEED a recipe for success. We do potluck. Suckers.Instant Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15774472439069771299noreply@blogger.com0